Some things I make and I’m like “why, brain? Why did you think this was a good investment of time?” The answer is: no one knows and we live in a universe ruled by chaos.

she wears short skorts I wear t-borts she’s cheer captbork und ehm on zee bork bork

I dreamt that they re-made The Wiz

I think I saw this Javert poster and was like “heh” and it was 3 in the morning so, you know

such a majestic creature

I was never much of a George Calvert fan when I was growing up in Maryland

I don’t really care to explain this reference

I always imagined the doge meme in Christopher Walken’s voice so this happened

GISHWHES (or The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen) 2013 and 2014

According to the GISHWHES official site: “Gishwhes is a massive global scavenger Hunt that is part silliness, part art, part kindness and 100% fun.” It was started by Misha Collin’s (of Supernatural fame) because he’s a giant weirdo. I partook in 2013 and 2014 and volunteered my photoshop “skills” for the cause.

“Design the graphic cover of a romance novel: Misha and the Queen of England in a torrid embrace or otherwise adventurous situation. Give it a creative title.”

“Design a flag for your team.”

“If GISHWHES were a destination vacation, what would the brochure look like?”

“The NSA staff has been outed as sharing inappropriate photos discovered during Internet surveillance. Submit the photo you think is most likely to have come from Misha’s computer.”