Your ignorance makes Jesus cry. Good job, whitey.
The only time Jesus should ever be white is when he’s made of marble. Or white chocolate. Delicious white chocolate.*
Let’s be real – good ole Yahshua was a dude who was born, raised, and died in the Middle East. Bro was Middle Eastern. He probably looked a hell of a lot more like someone who would make white people nervous on planes than fucking Josh Groban.
The next time I go into a cathedral and see some blue-eyed, blond-haired, Aryan Jesus staring down at me like I just disappointed him at the recent HOA meeting, I’m getting a pentagram tattoo.
*Note: the author does not endorse eating Jesus