Humans kill at least 100 million sharks per year. Therefore, any shark attacks on humans are simply vigilante justice to avenge their dead parents.
These vigilantes are known as….
uh oh… joel schumacher got his hands on the franchise
dolphins are known as “the jokers of the sea”
mark millar has an interesting take
“you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it”
ben affleck’s batshark looks… off
Sometimes inspiration strikes and I’m not strong enough to ignore the muses.
Guinea Pig Knight
In 2013 my friend found an ebay listing for guinea pig armor and a star was born.
my coworker said she wanted a wallpaper featuring the heavy breathing cat, so I complied
Some things I make and I’m like “why, brain? Why did you think this was a good investment of time?” The answer is: no one knows and we live in a universe ruled by chaos.
she wears short skorts I wear t-borts she’s cheer captbork und ehm on zee bork bork
I dreamt that they re-made The Wiz
I think I saw this Javert poster and was like “heh” and it was 3 in the morning so, you know
such a majestic creature
I was never much of a George Calvert fan when I was growing up in Maryland
I don’t really care to explain this reference
I always imagined the doge meme in Christopher Walken’s voice so this happened
GISHWHES (or The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen) 2013 and 2014
According to the GISHWHES official site: “Gishwhes is a massive global scavenger Hunt that is part silliness, part art, part kindness and 100% fun.” It was started by Misha Collin’s (of Supernatural fame) because he’s a giant weirdo. I partook in 2013 and 2014 and volunteered my photoshop “skills” for the cause.
“Design the graphic cover of a romance novel: Misha and the Queen of England in a torrid embrace or otherwise adventurous situation. Give it a creative title.”
“Design a flag for your team.”
“If GISHWHES were a destination vacation, what would the brochure look like?”
“The NSA staff has been outed as sharing inappropriate photos discovered during Internet surveillance. Submit the photo you think is most likely to have come from Misha’s computer.”
The word “pun” may be a bit strong for some of these since most of them are based off of typos I tend to make a lot.
why can’t I spell Tom
I don’t even watch Teen Wolf
No one got this on facebook
Get it? BACON STRIP?!
Mac and Me With Mac’n’Cheese
I’m so sorry
Sometimes I get inspired to make photoshop monstrosities for holidays/special occasions/parties. Here are some of the absolute garbage photoshops I’ve made for such things.
Happy 4th! I am American as all fuck.
A.B.T. Always Be Turkey
Haha! Gotcha! April Fool’s! I made this post on facebook because what’s a better prank than a faked pregnancy!
My friends were like “Krista, we need you to make an epic banner for our event page” and I was like “I got this”
I got a little excited when my home state of Maryland acknowledged that same-sex marriage is super fly.
What better way to celebrate marriage equality across these United States with George Takei, lady velociraptors in love, a bear playing a Fury-Road-style gay flame guitar all while Captain American looks on in proud joy?