The Batshark Chronicles

Humans kill at least 100 million sharks per year. Therefore, any shark attacks on humans are simply vigilante justice to avenge their dead parents.

These vigilantes are known as….


The Good, The Bad, And The Weird

Some things I make and I’m like “why, brain? Why did you think this was a good investment of time?” The answer is: no one knows and we live in a universe ruled by chaos.


GISHWHES (or The Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen) 2013 and 2014

According to the GISHWHES official site: “Gishwhes is a massive global scavenger Hunt that is part silliness, part art, part kindness and 100% fun.” It was started by Misha Collin’s (of Supernatural fame) because he’s a giant weirdo. I partook in 2013 and 2014 and volunteered my photoshop “skills” for the cause.

Happy Holidays

Sometimes I get inspired to make photoshop monstrosities for holidays/special occasions/parties. Here are some of the absolute garbage photoshops I’ve made for such things.