note: hot mess reviews is done “stream of consciousness” style, often immediately after seeing the movie
I decided to write a review of Star Trek even though I am a) SEVERELY sleep-deprived (I’ve had 9 hours of sleep over the past 72 hours) and b) barely capable of writing a coherent review on a good day
but here is the thing no one asked for!
note: there is less gushing herein than I did for Iron Man III because I had some issues with certain character aspects but I fucking loved it nontheless
and another note: THERE ARE SO MANY SPOILERS IN THIS GUYS OH MY GOD
Forbidden Burrito 